IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING

viochik:

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rinnysega:

mango-and-grape:

ethankwolfe:

drunkfeferi:

terasreturns:

makararousal:

thiefofbonk:

devioustofu:

retrodynamics:

fuqdapoleez:

toastandbrokenpromises:

Robot girls pissing bullets vertically

Girl saves one-armed guy and proceeds to threaten him with physical violence until he beats up her ex-boyfriend who is his evil counterpart and his loser demon friends

dude or girl enables people’s problems in return for levelling up cards to cough up facets of their psyche in the form of mythic beings or a penis chariot

an otaku buys a light saber off of e-bay to become an assassin and try to get laid

Lawyers.

Your mom dies, so it’s up to you, your dog, and two complete strangers to go and find some needles in the ground.

I have no idea what these crazy kids want me to do. Let’s shoot myself in the head.

Some guy who tried to steal a horse now has to eat a bunch of lizards

I think my watch is going to explode if I don’t do math.

Moving dirt from one place to another place.

go through holes, fuck up robots

You grow crops on a farm and raise animals if you can afford it. 

some stupid asshole wins a mansion

this barkeeper dude gets kidnapped and is forced to uses science and his ancestry to go back in time and kill a bunch of historic people so he can save the world from a apocalypses

You move guys next to each other and one dies

(Source: mylittlefangirl)